經常聽到一些很好聽的歌，但仔細一看那些的歌詞，有些還是真得是有點糟、無理頭和好笑的字句在裡面。下面就是從NME整理出來的一些最糟的歌詞，大家參考看看!!
1.Razorlight – Somewhere Else
“I met a girl. She asked me my name. I told her what it was.”
“我遇見一位女孩. 他問我的名子. 我告訴她是什麼”
拜託!!我想你可以寫的比這個還好。
2.Nirvana – All Apologies
“What else could I say? Everyone is gay.”
“我還可以說什麼呢? 大家都是同性戀”
如果這是真的話，對於我們的種族或許會有些繁殖問題”
3.The Killers – Human
“I’m down on my knees, searching for the answer… Are we human or are we dancer?”
“我跪下，尋找著答案…..我們是人或者是舞者?”
不管答案是什麼。仿佛它是隱形眼鏡一樣，我懷疑你可以在地上找到答案。
4.Kiss – Burn Bitch Burn
“Oh babe, I wanna put my log in your fireplace.”
“喔!寶貝, 我想要把我的木頭放進你的壁爐”
可以阿! 如果你可以溫柔的放進去。
5.Jon Bon Jovi – Blaze Of Glory
“I’m a devil on the run, a six-gun lover.”
“我是個奔走的惡魔，一個轉輪槍的愛好者”
轉輪槍的愛好者?
6.Missy Elliott – Work It
“Take my thong off and my ass go boom!”
“把我的丁字褲脫掉，然後我的屁股爆炸”
當事情發生時，希望我不會靠的太近。
7.Billy Bragg – Sexuality
“Sexuality! Your laws do not apply to me! A nuclear submarine sinks off the coast of Sweden.”
“性慾! 你的法規並不適於我! 一艘核子淺水艇沉沒在瑞典的海岸”
性慾的法規是?
8.Nickelback – Figure You Out
“I love your pants around your feet… You’re like my favourite damn disease.”
“我愛你的褲子在你腳下….你就像是我最愛的災難”
你真的非常非常的壞
9.Puff Daddy feat. Mase – Can’t Nobody Hold Me Down’
“Young, black and famous – with money hanging out the anus.”
“年經、黑和出名 – 有這金錢露出在肛門外”
到想看看有金錢的肛門!!
10. Liz Phair – Flower
“I’ll fuck you til your dick is blue.”
“我將會Fuck你直到你的小弟弟瘀青”
這~~應該要花點時間
11.R Kelly – You Remind Me Of Something
“Girl you look just like my car, I wanna wax it.”
“女孩你看起來就像我的車，我想要打臘”
把女孩形容成車，那她的Size應該也不小。
12. The Rolling Stones – Stray Cat Blues
“I can see that you’re fifteen years old. No I don’t want your ID.”
“我可以看的出你十五歲，不! 我不要你的身份證”
當時是要去那裡而寫下的歌詞嗎?
13. Des’Ree – Life
“I don’t want to see a ghost, it’s the sight that I fear most. I’d rather eat a piece of toast, and watch the evening news.”
“我不想看到鬼，這是我最害怕的景象。我寧可吃一片土司和看每日新聞”
婀~~你確定你知道你自己在說什麼嗎?
14 Queen – Bicycle Race
“You say ‘black’ I say ‘white’. You say ‘bark’ I say ‘bite’. You say ‘shark’ I say ‘hey man ‘Jaws’ was never my scene!'”
“你說黑，我說白。你說吠，我說咬。你說鯊魚，我說”嘿，”大白鯊”我從來就不感興趣”
這是什麼? 在玩文字接龍遊戲嗎??
15. Shakira – Whenever, Wherever
“Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don’t confuse them with mountains.
“幸運的我的胸部小巧不大，所以你不會把它們跟山搞混”
我想沒有人會把胸部跟山搞混!!
–Emily Cheng
已修改 THANKS 😀
12. The Rolling Stones – Stray Cat Blues
“I can see that you’re fifteen years old. No I don’t want your ID.”
“我可以看的出你五十歲，不! 我不要你的身份證”
——— fifteen = 15